Paranormal Followers Pillows

Monster Tax Service. Tax season is in full swing now. It looks like the zombies had the same income as prior years but King Kong had a big increase. Kong is climbing the corporate ladder while the zombies are stuck in dead-end jobs. The werewolf had some extra income -- must have been moonlighting. The Hulk is taking some credits for going green, and Frankenstein's monster has a big medical expense deduction because of all his surgery. As usual, the Invisible Man has the cleanest return.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'There's an imposter among us!'

Telekinetics on strike...

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

If Ghosts Were Real

Haunted museum

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'Vlad, I know it's not your fault that you don't have a reflection but...'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Out of body experience

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'