Phantom Follower Pillows

Shadow Monster

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Invisible clothes

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

The Fox and the Crow.

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"This party sucks! I thought there were going to be swimmers!"

'Say, this is interesting.'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

'This is that good deer crossing I was telling you about.'

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.