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'Are you made of sugar?'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Invisible clothes

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

The Fox and the Crow.

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

"This party sucks! I thought there were going to be swimmers!"

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Monster Tax Service. Tax season is in full swing now. It looks like the zombies had the same income as prior years but King Kong had a big increase. Kong is climbing the corporate ladder while the zombies are stuck in dead-end jobs. The werewolf had some extra income -- must have been moonlighting. The Hulk is taking some credits for going green, and Frankenstein's monster has a big medical expense deduction because of all his surgery. As usual, the Invisible Man has the cleanest return.

'Say, this is interesting.'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

Three 'wise' men.

'This is that good deer crossing I was telling you about.'

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."