Supernatural Follower Pillows

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Can't Touch This

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Meowlzebub

Date Night

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Fear of Flying Seminar

"What a way to go."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.