Supernatural Believer Pillows

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"

'I haven't reached my targets...'

Thin-as-a-ghost super natural foods & supplements.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A Club Sandwitch.

Route 666

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Anywhere but here

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

Demonic Repossession.

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Cat Seance

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Marley's Ghost

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."