Supernatural Believer Pillows

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"

'I haven't reached my targets...'

Thin-as-a-ghost super natural foods & supplements.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

A Club Sandwitch.

Ghost puddle

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Route 666

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

Anywhere but here

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

Demonic Repossession.

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

Cat Seance

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'