Supernatural Skeptic Pillows

"Yes, that's very clever Julie. But can we stick to the basics?"

'Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back. . .'

True Confessions

"Let me try that!"

'You say he's possessed by evil spirits?!' 'Albanian vodka, I believe.'

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

'The next door neighbor's dang psychic waves keep interfering with my reception.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'You don't believe that stuff about classroom 213 being haunted, do you?'

Lawyer objects to a voodoo spell being put on a judge.

Psychic predicts exact time back from lunch

'It's probably just a weather balloon.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I think it's too realistic."

"I am not a witch. . . I'm not! . . . And if you set that wood on fire, I'll turn you into a toad!"

"I'm dating an exorcist..!"

"You know, on second thought maybe I'll take the stairs."

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'