Supernatural Skeptics Pillows

Hospital Stores - "We'll have to clear out stores more often, I've just found this machine for 'ye casting out of devils'."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Crystal Ball Plug

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

House of Wishful Thinking

Actual Results May Vary

Life on Earth - Why bother?