Supernatural Skeptics Gifts

Hospital Stores - "We'll have to clear out stores more often, I've just found this machine for 'ye casting out of devils'."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

Crystal Ball Plug

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

House of Wishful Thinking

Actual Results May Vary