Supernatural Sceptic Gifts

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

House of Wishful Thinking

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

Actual Results May Vary

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

'You've convinced me. I'm becoming an atheist.'