Paranormal Believers Gifts

'As you can see, we have bigfoot sightings all over our area...Folks, he's real! And he could be hiding right under our noses...'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Late BroomStick

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Telekinetics on strike...

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Which one is yours?"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Fear of Flying Seminar

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."