Believer In The Supernatural Gifts

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'Thank you for calling Dial-A-Psychic. In your immediate financial future, I see you throwing away $3.99 per minute...'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Man who believes in second sight because he fell in love at first sight.

'You might stand a ghost of a chance, Edmon, if I believed in ghosts,'

'-and leave the money in used notes in the left luggage department...'

'Do you believe in humans?'

'Quick, send an ambulance.'

My personal psychic died in an accident.

Psychic Hotline: Don't call us - we'll call you!!

Social Ouija

"If only you knew. . ."

Madame Zena: Spiritualist

"Madam Zelda passed to the other side last week. Would you want me to get a message to her?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Some day my Prince will come...

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

Your Palm

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

How to believe in yourself.

The rotator cuff fairy.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"