Believer In The Unexplained Gifts

UFO's - Fact or Fiction?

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Akme Foot Powder

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Anywhere but here

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"You wanna put that back?"

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.