Believer In The Extraordinary Gifts

Common sense - in one ear, and out the other.

"No that's not another mystery monolith, dear, that's the fridge."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Tiny Visions

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"That's my boy!"

"What a way to go."

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"You wanna put that back?"

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'