Miracle Believer Gifts

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Special Skills? Turning water into wine.

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

'Can you take away my worms?'

Jesus was also an avid mountain-biker.

"C'est un miracle, je parle!"

"Wow! It's the face of Elvis on my toast!"

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'

Butcher has caught Flying Pig

Can you make an elephant fly?

God's Miracles.

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"This truly is the season of miracles!"

Hanukkah dreidel

"I think he could be the real thing - he's walking on the water!"

Blind man reading the bible.

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

"See you later Lazarus."

The Post-Resurrection Years.

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cake candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

"Look, Lord! I'm walking on water!!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Jesus Fish

Healed!

"Whoa."

"What wine do you recommend I turn this water into?"