Believer Of The Unbelievable Gifts

Yes, I'm Real.

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

Advert for a Hypnotism TV show.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"Now you can send it."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

Salvador Dali's cats.

"What a way to go."

Operation.

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

Trapeze artists commuting

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"If only you knew. . ."

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"