Believers Of The Impossible Gifts

'I don't believe in myself anymore.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Your future looks charming.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You wanna put that back?"

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

The Cosmology of Timmy

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"