Believers Of The Impossible Pillows

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Your future looks charming.'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

The Cosmology of Timmy

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"