Believer Of The Unbelievable Pillows

Yes, I'm Real.

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

Advert for a Hypnotism TV show.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"Now you can send it."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

Operation.

"What a way to go."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Trapeze artists commuting

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"If only you knew. . ."

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'