Believers In The Unknown Gifts

"You wanna put that back?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

"Picnic Area 51"

'You know I support diversity in our curriculum, but UFO studies?!'

"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

'I don't believe in myself anymore.'

"Look, just let me do it!"

'Don't think I'm talking shop, but is there anything on the other side?'

"And of course there's the conspiracy theorists who believe aliens are already here amongst us..."

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

Akme Foot Powder

"Whoa...I can't believe you were abducted by space aliens! Why haven't you told anyone?"

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

'These people are all cranks, don't you agree, Colin?'

Secret government researchers competitively working on preventing the afterlife.

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

It was the stupidest miracle ever, but it was their miracle.

Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens