Fantasy Believers Gifts

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

'Near as I can understand, my folks come from Kansas, and the stork brought me.'

'You can double your money by investing for the long term with Tooth Fairy Investments LLC!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"Just browsing."

Fairy Vet

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Not The Real Me

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

The Cosmology of Timmy