Quirky Belief Enthusiast Gifts

'Bureau of odd religions'

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Football Crazy strip six

Imagine

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

"Am I sensing fear?"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The lesser of two evils.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider