Quirky Belief Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Bureau of odd religions'

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Football Crazy strip six

"Am I sensing fear?"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Imagine

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

The lesser of two evils.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'