Quirky Theory Enthusiast Gifts

'I go tingly all over with all these parallel universes everywhere!'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Football Crazy strip six

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Complexity Made Simple.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'What's wrong with you?'

'I was trying to create an anti-aging formula using stem cells.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

"Why are we here?"

Jules Henri Poincare

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'

The Collective Unconscious

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

'Yes, we can easily place a gallon of Rocky Road in with your husband.'