Quirky Theory Enthusiast Prints

'I go tingly all over with all these parallel universes everywhere!'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Football Crazy strip six

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

A Freudian slip...

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Jules Henri Poincare

"Why are we here?"

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

The Collective Unconscious

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Yes, we can easily place a gallon of Rocky Road in with your husband.'