Quirky Theory Explorer Prints

The Collective Unconscious

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Am I sensing fear?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

The lesser of two evils.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Lucky Guess."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"