Thinker Of The Unknown Gifts

Man with sign stating "Faithless - please help."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Cactus seats.

The Lost World: You are Here

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Things are looking up!"

Traffic Cone Monsters

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Capital

"You wanna put that back?"

Yonder

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

Foot Massage

"People are crazy."

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

The thinker.

"Have some respect for my learning style."

Failed mobile home designs