Thinker Of The Unknown T-Shirts

Man with sign stating "Faithless - please help."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Cactus seats.

The Lost World: You are Here

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"Things are looking up!"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Traffic Cone Monsters

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Capital

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Yonder

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"People are crazy."

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

Foot Massage

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

The thinker.

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

"Have some respect for my learning style."

Failed mobile home designs

'Giraffe'