Thinker Of The Absurd T-Shirts

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Now you can send it."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Salvador Dali's cats.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

Operation.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Baseball.

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

UFO and snowman

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Trapeze artists commuting

Closed Thursdays.

The Bonvoy Age...

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.