Champion Of The Unknown T-Shirts

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Lost World: You are Here

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Yonder

Human Rights

'Right lad, now it's my turn for free expression . . . (I wish!)'

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

'Giraffe'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

'You know I support diversity in our curriculum, but UFO studies?!'

"Well, I guess that settles that."

To the Aquarium

Competitions.

"Be prepared to be hated!"

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

'These people are all cranks, don't you agree, Colin?'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

"I hate playing with pros!"

Now that our demands have been met... could you help us up?

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."

Fighting the Dragon

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens

A hermit crab moves home

"Josephine, my man!"

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

"It's lovely there this time of year, if there isn't a war."