Champion Of Solitude T-Shirts

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

"I gotta be me!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'What luck!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"Beware of dog"

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"At least you have a tree."

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

Where's Mom?

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'