Champion Of Solitude Prints

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

"I gotta be me!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'What luck!'

"Beware of dog"

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"At least you have a tree."

Where's Mom?

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."