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'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"I have no idea why there has been zero company this year, but, hello, BEST holiday ever!"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"If you prefer to avoid the world—then this is the rock for you!"

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Worm inside Ed's head all alone.

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

"I gotta be me!"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Just when you thought you had the beach to yourself.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"Beware of dog"

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

'What luck!'

"At least you have a tree."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.