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Bite out of fishing pier.

"I gotta be me!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Crowded Ice Fishing

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Fishing boat.

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Did you say psst?.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

The Imperfect Storm

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"Holy Mackerel!"

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Eel-mail

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'