Sea Solitude Lover Pillows

Desert island cartoon idea #723.

Bite out of fishing pier.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I gotta be me!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Pirate

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

The Imperfect Storm

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"Holy Mackerel!"

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Eel-mail

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."