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'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

"I gotta be me!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Just when you thought you had the beach to yourself.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'What luck!'

"Beware of dog"

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"At least you have a tree."

Girls in bed

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Where's Mom?

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"