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'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

"I gotta be me!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Just when you thought you had the beach to yourself.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

'What luck!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"Beware of dog"

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"At least you have a tree."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Girls in bed

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Where's Mom?

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."