Enigmatic Thinker Gifts

"You're an enigma, George."

Mask hiding face - which looks exactly the same as the mask

The Map of the human brain

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Am I sensing fear?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Dreams I have had...

Large print e-book.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."