Enigmatic Personality Gifts

"I suppose you could say I'm an enigmatic mixture of naughty and nice."

Portrait of David Lynch

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'The Questioner'

Spring Training

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Real Estate Personals

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'I'm worried, Master has suddenly developed a morbid obsession: He asks me to play dead all the time now...'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Math Lounge

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

'I've cracked it! It's all in German!'

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

Saturday was fantasy dysfunctional relationship day.

"This conversation is between you and me, and possibly Doug Ford from Grifftech Industries, with whom we share an air vent."

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

'Doctor Luftkopf is working on a United Field CONSPIRACY Theory.'

Rene Descartes

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"We had to remove him from public view."

Mask hiding face - which looks exactly the same as the mask

'What kind of person are you?! Answer this yes or no question and you'll find out. . . Have you ever dropped food on the floor and went ahead and served it to guests?'

The art of welching.