Enigmatic Personality Pillows

"I suppose you could say I'm an enigmatic mixture of naughty and nice."

Portrait of David Lynch

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'The Questioner'

Spring Training

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Real Estate Personals

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Bald man with a brush on his head

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'I'm worried, Master has suddenly developed a morbid obsession: He asks me to play dead all the time now...'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Math Lounge

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

'I've cracked it! It's all in German!'

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

Saturday was fantasy dysfunctional relationship day.

"This conversation is between you and me, and possibly Doug Ford from Grifftech Industries, with whom we share an air vent."

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

Albert Einstein

'Doctor Luftkopf is working on a United Field CONSPIRACY Theory.'

Rene Descartes

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"We had to remove him from public view."

The art of welching.

Mask hiding face - which looks exactly the same as the mask