Enigma Enthusiast Gifts

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Whay do they think about all day?"

Question Mark

At the Museum

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Blue sky thinking

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Imagine

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Brain Power

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

The Boss.

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

X-RAY

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."