Cyber Enigma Enthusiast Gifts

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Binary Man

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Seems you Americans, you have lost your mojo, yes?"

'I can't believe it! -- My own personal computer turned state's evidence!'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

Department of Metaphysics.

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

'Finley's working on the tax code.'

'Computers Around The World'

"I'm tired of hacking websites. Let's climb a tree."

The Internet - Search Warrant

'You should concentrate on getting a first one.'

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

"He's the social media member who chooses to remain anonymous."

Obsession with Internet

Question Mark

"Whay do they think about all day?"

"It's been nice, but I really have to be getting back to my own virtual reality."

"Why do I have to enter a password? Who's going to nick it?"

'Fred has stuff on his PC that isn't PC at all!'

"He's a different person online. I call it the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Blog syndrome."