Online Enigma Gifts

"He's a different person online. I call it the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Blog syndrome."

Evolution.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

"He'll be a hard man to replace. Nobody knows what he does."

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Suddenly, the line went dead.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

Stocks were up today on news that most of us have no @#%^ clue why stocks go up or down.

"Miss, does Amnesty International know about this?"

Department of Metaphysics.

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

"It's asking for your password."

"Social media is becoming more and more complicated. How am I supposed to slip a political hate comment in a discussion about baking recipes??"

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

Question Mark

"Whay do they think about all day?"

"If a website crashes on the Internet and nobody goes there, does it matter?"

"They finally got around to reviewing his browsing history..."

Cartooning for Psychopaths.

'Oh Dear...'

'Hey look at me! I'm attention seeking!'

'Internet privacy is important and worth protecting. That's exactly what I just wrote on my nude picture binge drinking blog!'

"She's a great secretary, but she's always knocking things off my desk."

Man and computer

"Well I admit I might have photoshopped my online picture a bit!"