Science Enigma Gifts

Department of Metaphysics.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Elements

Stocks were up today on news that most of us have no @#%^ clue why stocks go up or down.

"Miss, does Amnesty International know about this?"

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?

Question Mark

"Whay do they think about all day?"

Cartooning for Psychopaths.

Funky Facts: Spiders.

For reasons unknown, Jakes's evolutionary process suddenly did a hard reset.

"He's a different person online. I call it the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Blog syndrome."

Metallurgy Lab. He's always discovering new compounds by accident. Alloy oops!

'Hey look at me! I'm attention seeking!'

"Ms. Burney, do we have anything on right and wrong?"

"She's a great secretary, but she's always knocking things off my desk."

Brain Ache.

Man and computer