Ethical Enigma Gifts

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"No offence Jon, but..."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Clones are people two!

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

"What about commands that violate your moral code?"

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

Department of Metaphysics.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Jury Bribes.

'Sometimes I wish they'd just test vaccines on us.'

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

'Give me half of what you stole and I'll let you go.' The old bad-cop, good-cop routine

The angel and the devil.

"They showed up the day after that reporter accused us of predatory capitalism!"

"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."

"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

"Naw, they're not like us – they don't feel pain."

'There's

If People Believed in Heaven and Hell

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'