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'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"No offence Jon, but..."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

Clones are people two!

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

"What about commands that violate your moral code?"

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

Department of Metaphysics.

'Sometimes I wish they'd just test vaccines on us.'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Jury Bribes.

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."

'Give me half of what you stole and I'll let you go.' The old bad-cop, good-cop routine

The angel and the devil.

"They showed up the day after that reporter accused us of predatory capitalism!"

"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

"I've managed to restrict my predatory behavior to my job at the car title loan company."

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

"Naw, they're not like us – they don't feel pain."

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'