Ethical Conundrum Lovers Gifts

If People Believed in Heaven and Hell

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"No offence Jon, but..."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

"O.K. Where is he?"

'Give me half of what you stole and I'll let you go.' The old bad-cop, good-cop routine

The angel and the devil.

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

'Unnecessary surgery has been good to us, Ferguson.'

'After we've given you a new heart we make you a ham sandwich!'

Feeding Tubes Removed $50.

"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."

"The sucessful candidate will enjoy a challenge...."

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

'We've saved a fortune relocating our children to Asia...'

'Welcome to our protest meeting against hunger and sexism! C'mon, honey, serve this gentleman a glass of champagne'!

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'

"We won't have time to save them both. Should I ask who they voted for?"

Religious Beliefs of Corporations

The Cost of War

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

Animal Testing Labs.

"That's a nasty skvint. I'm gonna haf to sterilise you." - Sven Behaving Badly