Ethics Debate Lover Gifts

Foreign policy

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

What's normal?

The economy.

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Our Two Parties, Explained

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Unanimous voting.

Roe v. Wade

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"At least we agree to disagree."

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Rock and a Hard Place