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"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Scarcity

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

The economy.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Unanimous voting.

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Roe v. Wade

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

"At least we agree to disagree."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'