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Feeding Tubes Removed $50.

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"No animals were killed in the production and testing of our weapons."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

The Cost of War

Religious Beliefs of Corporations

"We won't have time to save them both. Should I ask who they voted for?"

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

'After we've given you a new heart we make you a ham sandwich!'

'We've saved a fortune relocating our children to Asia...'

'Unnecessary surgery has been good to us, Ferguson.'

'Please give all you can spare -- it's to bribe a Senator to get the firm a Government contract.'

"The sucessful candidate will enjoy a challenge...."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Plant Parenthood...

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

Who's the Rogue State?

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Memory Content is King

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"No offence Jon, but..."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.