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'A scandal involving money, drugs or women could end your career. I'm just overeating.'

"We all admire your coaching skills, Jummy Joe. We just need someone with more cheating experience."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"No offence Jon, but..."

Impeachment

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless