Ethical Debate Fan Pillows

'A scandal involving money, drugs or women could end your career. I'm just overeating.'

"We all admire your coaching skills, Jummy Joe. We just need someone with more cheating experience."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Plant Parenthood...

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

Memory Content is King

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"No offence Jon, but..."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Impeachment

The George Bush Library Tour.

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless